Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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