; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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