The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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