Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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