i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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