WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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