My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
