i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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