Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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