Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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