That's intense
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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