Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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