i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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