I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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