ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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