sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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