Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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