I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i think i have herpe
just one?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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