ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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