You just made me feel so damn special
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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