I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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