i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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