Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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