Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
