How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The beer is more important than you right now.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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