some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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