So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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