I hate your face
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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