there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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