So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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