I have demons in me.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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