if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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