windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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