To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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