:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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