Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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