he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
