Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
