i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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