What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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