Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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