Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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