That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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