the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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