Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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