yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
