Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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