I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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