Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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