i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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