I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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