Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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